A driver, parked in an illegal zone, tucked this note

under the windshield wiper of his automobile. 'I've

circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an

appointment and if I don't park here I'll lose my job.

Forgive us our trespasses.'

When he came back, he found a parking ticket and this

note: 'I've circled the block for 20 years and if I

don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job.

Lead us not into temptation.'

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