Job Applicant: 'I'm looking for a job as a consultant.'
Employer: 'I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants.'
Applicant: 'That's ok, with my experience, I can be an
advisor.'
Employer: 'More than we can use already.'
Applicant: As he is getting desperate, 'I'm not proud, I can do
paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor.'
Employer: 'It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for
a person with your qualifications.'
Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, 'work for you I'd
have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!'
Employer: 'Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a
seat, we may have an opening.'
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