Ever wonder what to do when those rejection letters start piling

up? Well here's a suggestion:

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[Date Today]

Dear Mr. Kennelly:

Thank you for your letter of April 17. After careful

consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept

your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I

have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large

number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising

field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all

refusals.

Despite Acme Inc.'s outstanding qualifications and previous

experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection

does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will

initiate employment with your firm immediately following

graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,

[Your name here]

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