Never walk down the hall without a document in your

hands. People with documents in their hands look like

hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People

with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the

cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like

they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you

carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating

the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

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