Employee's Lingo:
'I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION:'
I've used Microsoft Office.
'I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE'
I pilfer office supplies.
'MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES'
I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.
'I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK'
I blame others for my mistakes.
'I'M PERSONABLE'
I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.
'I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL'
I carry a Day-Timer.
'I AM ADAPTABLE'
I've changed jobs a lot.
'I AM ON THE GO'
I'm never at my desk.
'I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED'
The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.
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