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123india.com :
Jokes :
Business and Office Humour
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You Know You've Worked During the 90's
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You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3 different organizations.
Your resume is in a diskette in your pocket.
You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
You learn about your layoff on the news.
Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the developing countries' gross national products combined.
It's dark when you drive to and from work.
Communication is something your section is having problems with.
You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
Being sick is defined as 'can't walk' or 'in the hospital.'
You're already late on the work task you just got.
You work 200 hours for a $100 bonus check.
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