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The Corporate structure
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The Corporate Structure And Performance Levels
Chairman Of The Board
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to God.
President
Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a switch engine. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water if the sea is calm. Talks to God.
Executive Vice President
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine. Is faster than a speeding BB. Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool. Talks with God if special request is approved.
Vice President
Barely clears a quonset hut. Loses tug of war with a locomotive. Can fire a speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by God.
General Manager
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by a locomotive. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Dog paddles. Talks to animals.
Manager
Climbs walls continually. Rides the rails. Plays Russian Roulette. Walks on thin ice. Prays a lot.
Supervisor
Runs into buildings. Recognizes locomotive two out of three times. Is not issued ammunition. Can stay afloat with a life preserver. Talks to walls.
New Hire
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings. Says 'look at the choo-choo'. Wets himself with a water pistol. Plays in mud puddles. Mumbles to himself.
Secretary
Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the tracks. Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them. Freezes water with a single glance. She IS God.
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