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  Posted by : ylal on 17/9/2001
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    These are some of the leave letters written by various personnel. English, as they say, is really a funny language!
    1. An employee applied for leave as follows:
    Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave...
    2. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave
    3. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:
    As I am studying in this school I am suffering from head-ache. I request you to leave me today
    4. A family friend of our`s told an incident of his friend`s letter I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school
    5. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
    6. Another leave letter written to Administration dept:
    As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.



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