-I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
-I see you have set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
-I'm really easy to get along with as soon as people learn to worship me.
-I'll try to be nicer if your try to be smarter.
-I don't work here I am a consultant.
-You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
-The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you are an artist.
-I'm out of my mind but feel free to leave a message.
-It sounds like English but I don't understand a word you are saying.
-I am not being rude. You are just being insignificant.
-It's a thankless job, but I have a lot of karma to burn off.
You sound reasonable. Time to up the medication.
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