If there are any idiots in the classroom, will they please stand up,' said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
'Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?' inquired the teacher with a sneer.
'Well, actually I don't,' said the student, 'but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.'

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