There's this woman who is pregnant with triplets and just going into labour. While the babies are waiting to be born they decide to have a chat about what they are going to be when they grow up. The first baby said, 'I'm going to be a plumber.' The other two asked him why? He replied, 'So I can come back in here and fix up some of the dodgy pipe work in here.'
The second baby said, 'I'm going to be an electrician, so I can come back in here to put some lights in so it's not so dark.'
The third one said, 'I'm going to be a professional Boxer.' The other two asked him 'what the hell do you want to be a boxer for.' The third baby replied, 'So the next time that bald headed prick comes in and spits on us I can punch the shit out of him!'
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