An elderly gentleman is strolling through the park, when
he happens upon a young boy sitting on a bench eating a
box of candy bars...
'Young man,' said the elder. 'You shouldn't be
eating so many candy bars...you'll get sick.'
The young boy looked up from his candy, 'My
grandfather lived to be a hundred-and-three years old.'
The old man was interested, 'Oh yeah? And he ate a
lot of candy bars?'
The boy replied, 'No, he minded his own goddamn
business!'

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