An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into
mischief, finally asked him, 'How do you expect to get
into Heaven?'
The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll just run
in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door
until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy 'Either
come in or go out!'

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