A little boy, covered in mud from rolling around in the yard with his friends, ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, 'Who am I?' Eyeing all the dirt and thinking this was a new game, his mother replied, 'Well I don't know. Who are you?'
'WOW!' the boy yelled. 'Mrs. Baker was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!'

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