ARG : Agree to Run Garbage

BDM : Branch and Destroy Memory

CMN : Convert to Mayan Numerals

DDS : Damage Disk and Stop

EMR : Emit Microwave Radiation

ETO : Emulate Toaster Oven

FSE : Fake Serious Error

GSI : Garble Subsequent Instructions

GQS : Go Quarter Speed

HEM : Hide Evidence of Malfunction

IDD : Inhale Dust and Die

IKI : Ignore Keyboard Input

IMU : Irradiate and Mutate User

JPF : Jam Paper Feed

JUM : Jeer at Users Mistake

KFP : Kindle Fire in Printer

LNM : Launch Nuclear Missiles

MAW : Make Aggravating Whine

NNI : Neglect Next Instruction

OBU : Overheat and Burn if Unattended

PNG : Pass Noxious Gas

QWF : Quit Working Forever

QVC : Question Valid Command

RWD : Read Wrong Device

SCE : Simulate Correct Execution

SDJ : Send Data to Japan

TTC : Tangle Tape and Crash

UBC : Use Bad Chip

VDP : Violate Design Parameters

VMB : Verify and Make Bad

WAF : Warn After Fact

XID : eXchange Instruction with data

YII : Yield to Irresistible Impulse

ZAM : Zero All Memory

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