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  Posted by : sun7878 on 20/1/2004
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    Five reasons to believe computers are females :
    1.No one but the creater understands their internal logic.
    2.The native language they use to communicate with other
    computers is incomprihensibleto everyone else.
    3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as
    informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then
    I am certainly not going to tell you.'
    4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself
    spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
    5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in longterm memory for later retrieval



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