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  Posted by : ylal on 27/8/2001
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    Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
    Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
    Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
    Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
    Ab aur kaho na tum, 'but' ya 'if'
    Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
    Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
    Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
    Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
    Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
    Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
    Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
    Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
    Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
    Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
    What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
    Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
    Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
    Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
    Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash



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