It says: 'Press Any Key'
It means: 'Press any key you like but I'm not moving.'
It says: 'Press A Key'
(This one's a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the 'A' key.)
It says: 'Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error
no. 1A4-2546512430E' It means: '... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem.'
It says: 'Installing program to C:\....'
It means: '... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them.'
It says: 'Please insert disk 11'
It means: 'Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks.'
It says: 'Not enough memory'
It means: 'I don't CARE if you've got 64MB of RAM, I want to use the bit below 640K.'
It says: 'Cannot read from drive D:....'
It means: '... However, if you put the CD in right side up...'
It says: 'Please Wait....'
It means: '... Indefinitely.'
It says: 'Directory does not exist....'
It means: '.... any more. Whoops.'
It says: 'The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close.' It means: '....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back.'
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