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  Posted by : jiyer on 22/6/2000
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    IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC, GEEKY TEXT STRINGS, YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU...
    A file that big?
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    The Web site you seek
    cannot be located but
    endless others exist
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    ABORTED effort:
    Close all that you have.
    You ask way too much.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand dollar screen dies
    so beautifully.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    With searching comes loss
    and the presence of absence:
    'My Novel' not found.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    The Tao that is seen
    Is not the true Tao, until
    You bring fresh toner.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Windows NT crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Stay the patient course
    Of little worth is your ire
    The network is down
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    A crash reduces
    your expensive computer
    to a simple stone.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Yesterday it worked
    Today it is not working
    Windows is like that
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    You step in the stream,
    but the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Out of memory.
    We wish to hold the whole sky,
    But we never will.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Having been erased,
    The document you're seeking
    Must now be retyped.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Rather than a beep
    Or a rude error message,
    These words: 'File not found.'
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes, and lost data.
    Guess which has occurred.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Serious error.
    All shortcuts have disappeared.
    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.



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