Here is an interesting excerpt from the conversation that a computer professional has with his wife on returning home late from work.
Husband: Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in.
Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found ...
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters ...
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are a useless nut.
Husband: By Default.
Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in use ... Try after some time.
Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL ALT DEL to Reboot.
Wife: Care for a drink?
Husband: File system is full.
Wife: Who do you think I am?
Husband: Unknown Virus.
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