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  Posted by : huhahihi on 14/6/2001
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    # Local variable -
    Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,pal do pal meri kahani hai pal do pal meri hastihai..

    # Global variable -
    Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon, har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai ...

    # Null pointers -
    Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

    # Dangling pointers -
    Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

    # goto -
    Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan ,khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si, na woh samajh sake na hum

    # Two Recursive functions calling each other
    Mujhe kuchh kehna hein, mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein, pehle tum, pehle tum

    # The debugger -
    Jab koi baat bigad jaye, Jab koi mushkil pad jaye, Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

    # COM programming in VC
    Roop tera mastana, Pyar mera deewana, Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

    # From VC to VB -
    Yeh haseen vaadiyan, Yeh khula asmaan, Aa gaye hum kahan

    # Untrackable bug -
    Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,awaaz de kahin se

    # Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):
    Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

    # And then to the client:
    Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

    # Load Balancing -
    Saathi haath badhana, ek akela thak jayega, mil kar bojh uthana

    # Modem - modem talk on a busy connection
    suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kuch huwa kya?abhee to nahin..

    # Windows getting open sourced
    Parde mein rahne do, parda na uthao,
    parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha,
    allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba.



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