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  Posted by : bhaino1 on 22/10/2001
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    REPUBLICAN VIRUS:
    Sells off your system resources to the highest bidder.

    DEMOCRAT VIRUS:
    Doesn't allow you to delete inefficient programs or wasted disc space - if you try, it accuses you of being a 'mean-spirited extremist'.



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