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  Posted by : Mangal Tripathi on 10/06/2000
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    VSNL VIRUS - Comes with a bang and disappears suddenly, finally, crashes the for good

    SATYAM VIRUS - Fostered from a deadly Virus, does some good showing you colorful graphics, suddenly makes your screen disappear
    SONIA VIRUS - Basically comes when importing a document via e-mail, strongly captures the boot sector disabling the hard disk, tends to appear as part of the boot sector.
    BAJPAYEE VIRUS - Resident in computer memory, threatens to cause problems at place where no Viruses have gone before.
    PAWAR VIRUS - Computers gets fat, gets lost from the main page, appears as another file
    KUMAR SANU VIRUS- Makes an ugly sound the moment you turn on your computer.
    RAHUL DRAVID VIRUS - The one and only beneficial Virus like Bacteriophase, works at critical moments and recovers crashed RAMs and sometimes HDD.
    TENDULKAR VIRUS - Tends to appear as a useful file breaks the BIOS setup with HDD at the most crucial moment.



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