BILL CLINTON VIRUS
It doubles the files on your hard drive while it states it is decreasing the number of files, increases the cost of your computer, taxes its CPU to maximum capacity, and then uses Quicken to access your bank accounts and deplete your balances.
BILL CLINTON VIRUS #2
It tells you it's executing any program you want, whether or not it's on your computer.
BILL GATES VIRUS
This dominant strain searches for desirable features in all other viruses via the internet. It then either engulfs the competing viruses or removes their access to computers until they die out.
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