Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Politically Correct virus: Never calls itself a 'virus', but instead refers to itself as an 'electronic microorganism.'
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
Texas virus: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Public Television virus: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.
Health Care virus: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.
Nike virus: Just does it.
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