AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Politically Correct virus: Never calls itself a 'virus', but instead refers to itself as an 'electronic microorganism.'
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas but your data is in Singapore.
Star Trek virus: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
George Bush virus: It starts by boldly stating 'Read my docs...No new files!' on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the Congressional virus.
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