* India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock * Bihar sold to Pakistan; Resulted in an unrelated incident: Literacy soars up to 86% in India and in another interesting incident Pakistan's literacy rate also increases by 50 %. * Self-immolation best bet to reduce population: Dept. of Family Planning. * Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% -Politicians * MF Hussian paints Mulayam Singh Yadav nude * Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst * India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games * Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software * Laloo to be made National Animal * Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commemorate 50 years of Independence. * Ramar Nair produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a stick and some Pottasium Permanganate * No bombings in Kashmir today * Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail * Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim
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