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  Posted by : bhainumber1 on 20/3/2001
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    One day mannu's father ask him what he wants to become. He answers 'GULLI BANAKE CHIDIYA MARUNGA'. Then every times when anybody asks him any thing he always says,'GULLI BANAKE CHIDIYA MARUNGA'. Finally his father decides to take him to a Doctor.
    Doctor asks Mannu the same question,'What do u want to become in ur life'. Mannu gives the same answer. The Doctor gives him some medicine and tell him to come back after a month. Next month when his father takes him to the Doctor again, the Doctor asks him again, 'What do u want to become in ur life'.
    Mannu says,'Uncle...Uncle main naa bahoot bahoot padhai karunga.., aur naa hamesha ache marks launga. Phir na main na MBBS main admission lunga..phir naa..main America jaunga aur Phd karunga ... Jab main acha Doctor ban jaunga na tab na ..tab main ek bahoot badi party dunga ...aur jo bhi mujhe gifts melenge na unkoo main bech dunga.. usase jobhi paise melengena usse main underware kharedunga aur uss underware ki ellastikk nikalke GULLI BANAKE CHIDIYA MARUNGA.



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