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  Posted by : sanamquartz on 21/5/2000
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    1971 India Pak war Pak ke sare plane India ne tod dale. Is liye koi pilot ready nahi tha india pe atteck kar ne ke liye. So, Pak ke commander ek barber ko le aaye. Jabardasti unko plain par chada diya. Usne us ko sikhaya ke dekho red button dabane se plain start hoga, green se run karega aur blue se udne lagega aur yellow se bomb girege. Jao aur fight karo.
    Barber bola: Lekin sir mai niche kaise utarunga?
    Commander: Vo kam india valo pe chhoddo pichhale 10 din se vo log yahi kar rahe.



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