An officer in the British Army from the days of the Raj returns to India many years after Indian Independence. He has heard tales about deterioration of his lovely India. He notices a man taking a piss on the roadside. He is appalled at the state of anarchy India has come to. The Gora Sahib is out of the Taxi in a flash and upon the roadside pisser.
'Kya karta hai... kya karta hai?' demands the Gora Sahib in broken Hindi.
'Paishab karta hai!' The pisser answers with contempt.
'Kyon karta hai?' demands the Gora who is now red in the face.
'Aata hai iss leya karta hai!' is the answer.
'Kaise karta hai, Kaise karta hai?' he asks.
'Aaise karta hai!' says the fellow providing a side view.
'Police nahin pakadta hai?' asks the Gora finally.
'Nahin... Khud pakadna padta hai.......'

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