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  Posted by : govindag on 29/1/2001
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    5' 6' jiski height ho,
    Jeans jiski tight ho,
    Chehara jiska bright ho,
    Umar 22 se 27 ho,
    Aise apni Wife ho.
    Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
    Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
    Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
    Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
    Aisi apni Wife ho.
    Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
    Dinner ke time candle light ho,
    Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
    Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
    Hey prabhu teri 'Archana' meri life ho.
    Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe 'chikne, tum right ho',
    Aise apni Wife ho.
    kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right hoagar
    aisi apni wife hoto kya hasin life ho
    har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
    kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
    khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
    ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
    aisi apni wife ho



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