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  Posted by : polarfriend on 21/7/2001
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    Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga...
    Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl Alt delete kar doonga...

    Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...
    Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

    Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
    Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...

    Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
    Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

    Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning...
    woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

    Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
    Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

    Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
    Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

    Ab aur kaho na tum, 'but' ya 'if'
    Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

    Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
    Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

    Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
    Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga

    Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
    Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

    Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
    What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

    Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
    Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail



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