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  Posted by : dvenky on 29/9/2001
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    'When you're talking to me, keep your mouth shut.'
    'Let's do this in one foul swoop.'
    'I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves in this session.'
    'We'll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes that booger.'
    'I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks.'
    'The average age of a 7 year old in this state is 13.'
    'I hate to confuse myself with the facts.'
    'We have a permanent plan for the time being.'
    'Family planning has many misconceptions.'
    'My knowledge is no match for his ignorance.'



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