Five surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside them is numbered.
The second responded 'Yeah, but you should try electricians, everything is
color coded.'
The third says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything is in
alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know, I like construction workers, those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and
when the job takes longer than you said it would.
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong,
politicians are the easiest to operate on. 'There's no guts, no heart, and no
spine, and the head and rear end are interchangeable!'
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