One American invited Indian leader to USA and took him to his office which was on the top floor of the 25 floor building.

US Leader: Do you see that bridge? (He showed Indian leader a huge bridge built between 2 cities.)

Indian Leader: Yes!

US Leader: (Raises his collars and proudly said) 'Hah hah hah! 20 % in my pocket!!!'

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An year later

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Indian leader invited that same USA leader to India and took him to his 25th floor office and brought him to the corner and pointed down.....

Indian leader: Do you see that large bridge?

USA Leader: Where's the bridge ?? I could see the big river !!??

Indian Leader: Proudly raises his khadi shirt collar and said ' Hah hah hah!!! 100 %

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