Once a dacoit singlehandedly raided a train and threatened to shoot a man if he did not part with his money.
The man panicked and said, 'Hey, you can`t rob me. I am a politician.'
The dacoit, a little perplexed, looked at him for a while and then screamed, 'You rogue, then return all my MONEY.'

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