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  Posted by : ilayanilaa on 16/4/2001
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    Rabri Devi, Sonia Gandhi and Jayalalitha were flying together in a plane.

    They were just talking among themselves when

    Rabri said: 'I have this 100 rupee note. If I drop this from the plane then it will fall on the ground and one Indian will pick it up and so I can make one Indian happy.

    So Sonia pulled out two 50 rupee notes and said : If I drop these two 50 rupee notes, I can make two Indians happy.

    Lastly Jaya pulled out 100 one rupee note and said: 'If I can drop all 100 one rupee notes, then I can make 100 Indians happy.'

    Seeing all this hypocrisy the pilot could not resist himself and said:

    'If I can drop all three of you from the plane ,I can make one billion Indians happy'.



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