Uma bharti, sadhvi Rhitambara and Jayalalitha were flying together in a plane. They were just talking among themselves when Uma bharti: 'I have this 100 rupee note. If I drop this from the plane then it will fall on the ground and one Indian will pick it up and so I can make one Indian happy. So Sadhvi pulled out two 50 rupee notes and said : If I drop these two 50 rupee notes, I can make two Indians happy. Lastly Jaya pulled out 100 one rupee note and said: 'If I can drop all 100 one rupee notes, then I can make 100 Indians happy.' Seeing all this hypocrisy the pilot could not resist himself and said: 'If I can drop all three of you from the plane ,I can make 1 billion Indians happy'.
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