Laloo becomes PM of India (if you haven't cut your throat yet, read on) and goes to Pakistan for a one-on-one with Gen. Musharraf.
They decide to meet without aides and are closeted for about 5 minutes.
Laloo then emerges from the room. Reporters clamour for a statement.
'Musharraf bhai will make the announcement' is all Laloo will say.
Gen. Musharraf comes out and drops a bombshell - 'Pakistan has decided to give up all claims on Kashmir, with no strings attached!'
The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had failed to in 50 years!
How did you do it, what did you promise, the press clamours.
'Sab yeh Akai-waalon ka kamaal hai,' says Laloo.
'Woh kehte hain na, TV loge tho fridge doonga, video khareedein to cellphone free... tho ham bhi Musharrafbhai se keh diye:
`Aapko Kashmir chaahiye na? Le jaayie. Magar saath mein Bihar free milega,' bas!'
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