Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him, 'God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton?' God replies: 'Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.' Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him, 'God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan?' God replies, 'Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.' Hearing this Gen. Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.
Laloo Yadav visits God and asks him. 'God when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state?' Hearing this, God starts crying. Laloo is astounded and asks, 'God, why are you crying?' God replies: 'Son, I will not see it in my lifetime!'
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