Laloo's weight
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport.As there was a huge rush the security guard told Laloo 'WAIT PLEASE' for which Laloo replied '65Kgs' and moved on...
Time difference
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas..So he called up the Tourist department and asked them 'Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...'.
The man at the other end replies 'One second sir...' and Laloo immediately replies 'thank you' and puts the phone down.
Laloos family planning policy..
'DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR'
Laloo's drink
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, 'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.'
And the man's companion says, 'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.'
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR?'
Laloo replies: 'LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.'
Laloo as a model?
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper.GUESS THE CAPTION !!
'Laloo, third from left!'
A reporter asked Laloo 'What's the main reason for divorce ?'
'Marriage'
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