Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: ' God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton.'
God replies: ' Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.'
Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: ' God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan.'
God replies: ' Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.'
Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.
Laaloo Yadav visits God and asks him: ' God when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state.'
Hearing this, God starts crying.
Laaloo is astounded and asks: ' God, why are you crying ? '
God replies: ' Son, I will not see it in my lifetime '
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