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  Posted by : tofler on 7/2/2001
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    If the hero is being chased by the police or by some gangsters, he will run into an auditorium where he will be the main performer. The hero knows all the dance steps. The auditorium characters never object, and the leading lady dancer also starts dancing with the hero as if it was a regular happening - the lead dancer being replaced after the show starts.
    In other cases, the hero runs into the house of an old lady / old man who shelters him from the police (by feigning ignorance of his being inside the house). In the end, the oldie is revealed to be a parent of the hero.
    If the hero is arrested and being taken somewhere, he is always seated sideways at the back of a Jeep. He will invariably slap the junior artist havaldaar next to him, jump out of the jeep and run.
    The hero never kills cops. He may kill a thousand cronies of the villain in broad daylight, but whenever he shoots at cops, his bullets miraculously hit the rifles, throwing the arms out of the lawmen's hands. Nobody is hurt, but while the cops are unarmed, the hero makes a quick getaway.
    The hero will inevitably rescue anyone, who dives into a river/sea/ocean. If not, the rescuers will be tribal or fishermen and the rescued will have lost his / her memory.



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