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  Posted by : shaiyer on 7/2/2001
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    The villain is never poor.
    The villain has all the fun in the movie. Be it a zamindar, or the spoiled brat of a millionaire. He has a bar full of fancy liquor bottles, is always surrounded by women even if he is ugly or disfigured, plenty of money to waste, dines at the choicest restaurants and he also gets to end the movie for until his grotesque death, the film can't flash`The End' sign.
    The villain never has any health problems, except in funnies where the film comedian feeds him purgative. When the villain is ultimately done away with, he is never shot once, he is always riddled with bullets, burnt alive or fed a grenade.
    If the villain is a village zamindar, he will invariably have a dam exploded so that it destroys the crops of all the poor farmers who dared to defy him. Alternately, his men will set the crops on fire.



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