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  My car will go on... Previous Joke      Next Joke     

  Posted by : tofler on 15/3/2001
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  • Sung to the melody of My Heart Will Go On (Love Theme from Titanic):
    Verse 1:
    Every time I start you, I hear you, I feel you
    Telling me you cannot...go on.
    Far away the Hyundais, the Yugos, they beat us
    At 45[mph] you slowly...go on.
    Chorus:
    Near, far, wherever you park
    I can see you, oh brown, ugly car!
    Once...More...I don't lock the door
    And no one'll try to steal it, my car will go on and on
    Verse 2:
    The battery died that one time, and stalled me a lifetime
    I watched as all the others...go on
    How the kids they would laugh, the fan belts, do screech-scratch
    When I drive with the fan...turned on
    Chorus:
    Near, far, wherever you park
    I can see you, oh brown, ug-ly car!
    Once...More...I don't lock the door
    And no one'll try to steal it, my car will go on and on
    Super-chorus: (same melody, but raised two keys)
    This...year...there's nothing I fear
    I got triple-A card to go on
    On...the...405 Freeway
    I reach for the call box and, my life will go on and on



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