Air Force One crashed in the Midwest. The secret service rushed to the site and found the smoldering remains of the plane but no sign of any bodies. There was an old farmer plowing his field nearby so the secret service rushed over and asked if he had seen the crash.
'Yep,' he said. 'It was a real mess--everybody was killed and I spent the morning burying them.'
The secret service men were horrified. 'You mean the President is dead?' they gasped.
The old farmer replied 'Well, he kept saying he wasn't, but you know what a liar he is!'
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