One day in 1999, Saint Peter called Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Bill Gates up to heaven. He said to them, 'I've called you here because you are the three most influential spokespersons in the world. Go back to Earth
and tell everyone there is a God, but he's blowing up the world tomorrow.' So, Bill Clinton went back and said, 'Fellow Americans, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there is a God, and the bad news is he is blowing up the world tomorrow.'
Michael Jackson went back and said, 'I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is there is a God and the good news is he's blowing up the world
tomorrow.
Then, Bill Gates went down, gathered up all his computer buddies on the internet and said, 'I have some good news and some good news. The first part of the good news is I've been voted one of the three most influential spokespersons in the world. The other good news is that the Y2K problem is solved.'
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