'Cash, check or charge?' the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'Do you always carry your TV remote?' the cashier asked.
'No,' she replied. 'But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.'

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