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RW-506; Fall semester 2003 (The Real World) [University of Imagination at Utopia]
Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.
Time Limit: 2 hours, 59 minutes and 1/10 th of a second [Begin immediately]
1. Public Speaking:
Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.
2. Music:
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and a drum. You will find a piano behind your bench.
3. Chemistry:
The half-life of a newly discovered element is 3.2 nanoseconds. You will find 2 picograms of the sample in the invigilator's pocket. Briefly describe all its properties.
4. Engineering:
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have
been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel is appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.
5. Global affairs:
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.
6. General Knowledge:
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.
(Extra Credit: Define the universe. Give three examples)
7. Political science:
Write an essay on corruption/malpractice/Bihar. (You may hijack the invigilator for FULL CREDIT)
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