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  Posted by : keep_smiling1 on 24/1/2003
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  • At work place
    1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The
    challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
    2. If it's really a 'rush job,' run in and interrupt me every ten minutes to inquire how it's
    going. That helps.
    3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative
    when someone asks where you are.
    4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need
    to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors is good training.
    5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. Let me guess.
    6. Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to
    do.



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